stikytape

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I'm a 16 year old girl from Sydney, Australia. My first language is English, I've been learning German for about a year and Chinese for almost three. If you have any questions, please ask me, I don't bite!

Ich bin ein 16 Jahre altes Mädchen aus Sydney, Australien. Meine Muttersprache ist Englisch, ich lerne Deutsch seit ungefähr einem Jahr und Chinesisch seit fast drei. Wenn du Fragen hast, bitte frag mir, ich beiße nicht!

我是16岁的女孩从悉尼,澳大利亚。我的母语是英语,我学习左右一年德语和快三年普通话。如果你有问题,请你问我,我不会咬你!

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

(Source: sfgifs, via dutchster)

— 1 day ago with 258376 notes

andolefry:

teachers who leave stray marks on the board when they’re erasing it are out of control and need to be stopped

(Source: oralympian, via australiansanta)

— 1 day ago with 34834 notes

snorlaxatives:

me when i see new messages in my ask

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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merasmus:

fagome:

EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO IN MY ACTIVITY I SEE THIS FCKING POST AND IT SAYS TOP POST +163 WHO TF GOT IT 163 NOTES IM SO PISSED ITS LITERALLY JUST A PICTURE OF THIS WOMAN SAYING A FART HOLDING SOME LARGE ASS BLUE BOOK WHO CARES ITS JUST A FART

A “fart”?

merasmus:

fagome:

EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO IN MY ACTIVITY I SEE THIS FCKING POST AND IT SAYS TOP POST +163 WHO TF GOT IT 163 NOTES IM SO PISSED ITS LITERALLY JUST A PICTURE OF THIS WOMAN SAYING A FART HOLDING SOME LARGE ASS BLUE BOOK WHO CARES ITS JUST A FART

A “fart”?

(Source: speedshare, via spacles)

— 1 day ago with 54249 notes

sexualbae:

so there’s this guy that goes to a school near me and he doesn’t have a prom date nor does he really want one but his friends made him a facebook page to get him one and they literally just constantly post pictures of him 

(Source: 666clit, via spacles)

— 1 day ago with 165969 notes

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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(via dutchster)

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Status:Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook:Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
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pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

(via dutchster)

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codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 1 day ago with 122599 notes